Caveman Dave (performance poetry)

By -
Caveman Dave lives in a cave
[Katy laughs at mouse]
He doesn't wash and he doesn't shave
He's smelly ['pooh'] but he's very brave
Wild animals don't frighten Dave
[points excitedly at porcupine]
At bears and tigers he will wave
[waves as soon as page is turned]
He tells the mammoths to behave
[wags finger]
He really is extremely brave.
But Dave's sister Ava
is braver!

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Weird Things You Never Thought You'd Do: 1

By -
Realising on the way home that we urgently needed some more nappies but recognsing at the same time that waking Kathryn was A Very Bad Idea, I stopped the car for a nano-second so that Rachel could jump out and then proceeded to drive very slowly six times around the whole of Morrisons carpark whilst Rachel got supplies
Read more

Close encounters of the furred kind

By -
Pardon my post-natal brain, but it's only just occurred to me that I could post MOVING images of Katy here. This thought struck me only a month after it also occurred to me I could make little videos in the first place using my trusty phone. Sigh ... and I have to start work again in June, how ever will I persuade people I can still think straight? This mini-epic features Katy playing with what used to be a cat toy - formerly property of Tsi-Tsa - who doesn't seem to quite agree with this redistribution of wealth!
Read more

Let's rock'n'roll!

By -
Image
As if in answer to David's question (see comment on Brahms below) Kate is seen here enthusiastically performing her latest trick, rolling onto her right side with great energy and looking very pleased with herself. Tho good news for her development it means our lives just got a little more difficult! She's also managed to grab hold of the purple elephant hanging above her. With hand-eye co-ordination like that she'll be wanting an x-box before we know it.
Read more