Caveman Dave (performance poetry)
Caveman Dave lives in a cave [Katy laughs at mouse] He doesn't wash and he doesn't shave He's smelly ['pooh'] but he's very brave Wild animals don't frighten Dave [points excitedly at porcupine] At bears and tigers he will wave [waves as soon as page is turned] He tells the mammoths to behave [wags finger] He really is extremely brave. But Dave's sister Ava is braver!